Walt is well known in Lansdowne for
being an animal nut. So when the
neighbor asked Walt if he would take the
squirrel pups, he didn't even give it a
thought -- even though one of them was
paralyzed from his back legs down.
"We were going to take him down to (the
vet) and have him put to sleep but it
was Friday and we decided to wait. By
Monday he was getting around all right."
So they kept him. They named him
Forrest.
"After Forrest Gump," Debbie explained.
The other one was named Number 7. For
the two of them, Walt customized a bird
cage so it was handicapped accessible.
Number 7, on the other hand, is fully
mobile. When they let him out of the
cage he jumps up on Walt and darts
around him in circles as if he's an
amusement park ride.
That was until Thursday when Wildlife
Game Enforcement Officer Darren David
showed up at Lansdowne Auction, Debbie
and Walt's store.
Acting on information received from an
unnamed source, David confronted Debbie.
"Where are the squirrels?" he asked
Debbie.
"Over there," she said pointing to their
cage.
David went over and started to remove
it.
"You're not taking our squirrels?"
Debbie said, horrified.
Oh yes, he was. David told her it was
against state law for people to harbor
squirrels without a permit.
As it happened, she was on the phone
with Walt. She told him what was going
on. Walt happened to be with a lawyer,
who said David might be trespassing and
that he should come back with a writ or
warrant. Debbie relayed the message to
David.
"You aren't cooperating," David told
her. "I suggest you cooperate."
David told Debbie that he would be in
touch and off he went with Forrest and
Number 7 in tow.
The next day he returned with the empty
cage. Number 7 had been released to the
wild. Born free, he was now living free,
assuming he hadn't been hit by a car
yet.
"They let this poor squirrel go," Walt
said, "but it's domesticated. It's
always been taken care of. It comes out
of the cage and waits to be hugged. I
know I sound like an idiot but I get
attached to my pets. That's just the way
I am."
Forrest, on the other hand, was on his
way to the Schuylkill Wildlife Refuge in
Roxborough, where he would be evaluated.
I called up there to find out the
likelihood of a paraplegic squirrel
being released into the wild. I was told
it was more likely it would be
euthanized.
To top things off, David also informed
Debbie and Walt that they would both be
cited for illegally keeping wild animals
and that Debbie would be charged with
"obstructing justice."
"She put up a big fight," David told me,
though he said he was now leaning
against filing obstruction charges.
"She resisted. She didn't want me to
take the squirrels."
But it wasn't the squirrels she was
worried about so much as her husband. He
has a bad heart, or a weak one anyway,
and he takes the loss of any of his pets
straight to it.
"I am so glad I wasn't there (when David
was)," Walt said. "I'm very emotional,
very defensive of my animals." Just like
the real Forrest Gump's mother was.
But if he's learned anything in recent
days, it's this: When it comes to
squirrels and the Pennsylvania Game
Commission, life's no box of chocolates.